1.Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around ?
answer:Because time will tell

2.How can you make a soup rich?
answer:Add 14 carrots (carats) to it

3.Why do wallets make so much noise?
answer: Because money always do the talking

4.What kinda of house weighs the least?
answer: a lighthouse

5.Why is the Dracula's family so close?
answer: because blood is thicker then water

6.Why is the world like a faulty jigsaw puzzle?
answer:Because a peace ( piece ) is missing

7.What question can you never answer a yes to it?
answer:"Are you asleep?"

8.What can you hold without your hands?
answer:Your breath"

9.The more there is of it , the less you see it. What is it?
answer:Darkness

10.Why wasn't the girl afraid of the shark ?
answer:Because it was a man-eating shark.